Because You Are All So Very Special...

Starting right now until June 4, you can download The Rifle Carousel: Hint Fictions for FREE at smashwords.com. 

It's wicked easy, chum: 

• Click here: smashwords.com, or go to smashwords.com and search for Samuel Rippey.
• Add my book to your shopping cart.
• During the checkout process, they'll ask for a coupon code. Enter this: EF26H (not case-sensitive)
• Download Rifle Carousel for FREE. 

It's available in every ebook format imaginable, so you're sure to find one that best suits your computer/e-reader/cybernetic retinal implants. 

Share the coupon code with anyone you'd like. And if you like the book, please spread the word. In return I'll give you a long, awkward hand massage with lots of eye contact. 

Remember, this is only good 'til June 4, so get to downloadin'!